Why ya so stoopid?

This question can be answered in many different ways, depending on the situation asked. Examples:

• Because I dropped out of high school.
• Because I forgot to push the button.
• Because I don't like books.
• Because I happen to be a human.
• Because I happen to be an 'animal.'
• Because I call myself Ke$ha.
• Because I listen to rap music.
• Because I watch too much TV.
• Because I'm too dependent on the internet.
• Because I spelled stupid wrong.

Eh? Yeah. Basically, most of us are stupid because we're just like that. By most, I basically mean all. But, since we're all stupid, only the most idiotic of us all are really considered stupid. (Like me. Eh?) The light at the end of the tunnel: ignorance just so happens to be bliss.

I can live with that.