I love this.

"Why?
Till and Wrevor: Why not?
Because.
Till: Because why?
Why not?
Wrevor: Not why?
...that still makes no sense.
Both of them: We know!
Or do you?
Till: We do.
Says who?
Wrevor: Says we!
That was bad grammar.
Till: Shall we hit it with a croquet stick?
I don't think grammar is able to be hit-
Wrevor: Watch us.
Till: We can fly.
Wrevor: Therefore-
Both of them: WE HAVE ICECREAM!
Why?
Both: Why not?
Argh, not this again.
Till: No time like the present!
Wrevor: Time waits for no man!
But I'm female.
Till: Touche.
Wrevor: Are you sure?
HEY!
Till: It's what horses eat.
That's hay.
Wrevor: Who's Hay? Can I meet her?
HAY ISN'T A PERSON!
Till: Are you sure?
Wrevor: Because you can never be exactly sure of anything.
Yeah-huh. I'm not sneezing right...now.
Till: Some in the world is sneezing right now.
Wrevor: Your heart stops for a second when you sneeze.
You're avoiding my question.
Till: What question?
That one.
Wrevor: Where?
Till: What?
Wrevor: When?
Till: Who?
Wrevor: Why?
Why not?
Both: Not why?
....your thoughts?"

                   -As posted by Alice Rocker

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Yes.

(For lack of a better word.)